A good night's sleep

There was once a fat young boy with a balding head littered with sparse hair. This young man would never cross the road unless there was a designated pedestrian crossing and other safety features. If the road had no pedestrian crossing, he would walk an extra half mile to get to one rather than risk crossing the road. However, this young boy would always try and rescue innocent lambs from the road if he noticed one in the path of an approaching vehicle. One day, the boy jumped into the path of a large truck that was hurtling down the street towards an innocent little lamb with big black eyes and filthy smelling fur that looked uglier than it smelt. He saved the lamb by throwing it across the street and out of the way of the truck. But the boy himself was run over by the truck. His bald little head was crushed beyond recognition. He died. The ugly, stinking lamb was shocked, and was walking back towards the boy, when it was run down by a sleek, shiny, new silver Mercedes coupe and was plastered all over the road.

Moral of the story:Lamb curry is delicious, but live lambs stink.