Bitter Wine

A 200-pound labrador retriever was unhappy at being left alone in the back of a pickup truck in 10 degree weather. He decided in his freezing condition that he would opt out, and, at the next stop light, jumped out of the truck and towards a gas station. At the gas station, he waited patiently near the door for someone to push it open and entered behind that person. That person turned out to be a thief who held a gun to the gas station cashier's head and demanded all the money from the cash register. The retriever bit that person in the ass so hard that he (the thief) ran out of the store screaming. He didnt shoot the dog because he had no ammunition in his fake gun. The gas station cashier was pleased and let the dog stay there as a guard dog, eating all the skittles he wanted.

Moral : A bird in hand is worthless unless its on the endangered list, in which case, you're screwed.