Blissful Monotony: The roads not taken

Do the roads not taken really exist outside of poetry?
Can we reach out into parallel universes?
Can we taste and smell alternative worlds?

Is it worth thinking about them? Do we have enough time to?

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

The roads not taken

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