Obtuse

M (Also known as Dr. T, praise be unto him and his divine seed): "How dare you accuse be of obtuse writing, you two-pence whore!!? What the f*** have you been smoking?"

Insignificant Aide (also known as Ia, curses unto her and her ignorant lot): "..."

M: "Do you know what I am? Have you any clue of my powers? I could have you vaporized in less than seventeen seconds, your worm!"

Ia: "Not this time, my lord. Not this time. I apologize for my lack of prudence."