Ding

Insignificant aide (a.k.a. Ia, curses be to her and her ignorant lot) has a sex change. She is now a female. A rabid speciescist, she ruthlessly slashes the innocent leaves that sprout forth from the black soil.

M (also known as Dr. T, praise be unto him, the leader of the free world): "What the f*** do you think you are doing, you moron? The gentle one loves those leaves."

Ia: "Forgive me sire, but it is not under my control. I tear these leaves because I am forced to. I am not responsible for my actions, O great liberator."

M: "Suit yourself, you pig-headed dolt. Don't come whining to me when you get your ass whipped."